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[my_window_seat]

You know you've been listening to too much Bill Hicks* when:

You see an empty condom box - not a little wrapper, but a whole box - in the school parking lot, and you're torn between thinking,

"Hey, you fucking littering scum, thanks for the reminder that there are just that many more stupid people fucking in their cars wherever I go!"

and

"Hey, as much as I hate you for being too fucking lazy to pick up your remainders of what passes for a sex life, but really - thanks so much for using a condom - the idea that you won't be passing your stupidity, selfishness and a host of finely cultured STD's on is really the best gift I've had all day. Thanks!"

::thinks::

On the other hand, is there really such a thing as too much Bill Hicks?

* apologetic nod to viruswshoes.

Comments

[kandriasin.livejournal.com]

There will NEVER be such a thing as too much Bill Hicks.

Boy done RAISED the comedy bar, and we are all that much better for having known his work.

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

'Twas sarcasm - please lower your weapon...! :D

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

No, there is only TOO LITTLE Bill Hicks.

I dream of one day being allowed access to his archive- he recorded nearly every performance. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

Let me know what you already have of things Bill Hicksian - I may have some things you don't have.

And you have a birthday coming up.

::grins, fangs sparkle::

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

I've got the first four cds, Philosophy, and Flying Saucer Tour.

If you've got mp3's, popeguiltyATgmailDOTcom has around 800 MB free... ;)

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

When you say "first four CD's", y'all need to be a little more specific with me - gimme titles, young 'un.

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

Dangerous, RElentless, Arizona Bay, and Rant in E Minor.

[sparklypelt.livejournal.com]

*eg* Ah yes. The conflict. Look at it this way. The half of the population that littered the box won't be passing on their genes right? And the half that didn't litter because they're too stupid to use a condom will all die of stds anyway! WIN WIN! Just give it a couple of generations. *snerk*

... there is NEVER too much Bill Hicks in anyone's life.

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

Truer words were never spoke.

R.I.P., Bill.

[staticwhip.livejournal.com]

And then there are those of us with true insight who get fixed in early childhood to both reduce the population growth and save the environment. *g*

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

God Bless you and your pruned pecker.

Um, maybe that came out wrong...

[staticwhip.livejournal.com]

lol! Not at all. Streamlining is almost always a good idea in my case! ;)

[ex-feralnerd135.livejournal.com]

*love* that just made my day =)

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

Holy Invisible Friends, Batman - how the hell are you?!? I was beginning to wonder if you dropped into a sewer in Pioneer Square and never emerged - are you still in the Emerald City or did you make it back home yet?

Details - I demand DETAILS!

[ex-feralnerd135.livejournal.com]

Tee hee, I feel loved =)

I made it back from seattle in mid january, but still havent updated. Thats not out of a lack of things to say; I've changed tremendously and relearned how to live my life. I'm just holding off on writing until I have a coherent synthesis of how my worldview has been changed, and I'd rather not go off half cocked. =)

you're not gonna believe this:

[hillbillie.livejournal.com]

but until fairly recently I had no idea who bill Hicks was.

An online friend---a good online friend---has now sent me a cd of hicks that he burned for me..so I'm getting educated now.
Happily so. :D

But dear me..in my day, kids, condoms were not considered birth control. They was nothin but perteckshun against disease, and since we din't have no aids, we din't use 'em.

But that's old-hippie talk.