If Twitter were like this regularly, I wouldn't continually wish fiery death on its creators

[my_window_seat]

Courtesy of killbox , who just made my day.

Even though 95% of the messages posted seem to be reflections on the poor choices instigated by inhumanly large doses of alcohol and/or drugs, this is one of the funniest sites I have seen in some time.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

My current favorite:

(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.

flemco , the_paco , deathboy , hatebot  and/or jarmon  -

Were any of you at a strip club last night...?

Comments

[hatebot.livejournal.com]

If I were I wouldn't feel so bad about my girlfriend fucking another dude.

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

Wha....?

[hatebot.livejournal.com]

Is nothing.

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

Sorry anyway. *hug*

[the-paco.livejournal.com]

I'm one of those weird non-manly-men things that don't like them for a host of odd reasons.

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

I've always wanted to go to one just to really see what it's like. Of course, I'd also want to bring a sketch book, which I can imagine wouldn't go over very well. Shame, that.