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Nov. 30th, 2007 11:49 amActually, you know what?
I'll bet it's not the Jeebus Freaks who're causing Six Apart's balls to shrivel and crawl back up with this new voluntary self-censorship policy.
I'm pretty sure those folks are actually too busy home-schooling their kids into accepting social retardation and marriage/pregnancy at a young age as not only valid but THE only acceptable lifestyle choice -
Point being, I'll bet they're actually watching their damn kids.
Poor kids.
But you get my point.
It's the "I'm too busy to take care of my own kids, so gosh darn it, we need to baby-safe the entire fucking planet to make up for my inability to do my own fucking job" -
And yes, I realize that single moms have it rough.
And I don't think they're a part of this torches-and-pinafores brigade, either.
I think they're too busy keeping food coming into the house to be a part of this vocal minority of MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR MY PWECIOUS BAAAYYYBEEEEEESS!
Career-driven soccer moms? With a husband, two-car garage, two-income household and just enough free time to get all over everyone's shit because the big, bad world offends you and shouldn't be a part of you or your spawn's sheltered little Habitrail of an existence?
Yeah, you.
Fuck right off, you self-righteous bitches.
You're the ones I'm talking about.
Listen carefully, because I have something important to tell you.
Really, you're going to want to hear this.
Here's the news-flash:
I'm going to have access to your kids during school hours.
I'll censor my journal to keep your whiny ass out of my face in my off-time, but you know what?
I'm still going to be teaching your kids to think for themselves -
Whether you like it or not.
Let that sink in a while.
Enjoy.
Have a Nice Day!!!!!
I'll bet it's not the Jeebus Freaks who're causing Six Apart's balls to shrivel and crawl back up with this new voluntary self-censorship policy.
I'm pretty sure those folks are actually too busy home-schooling their kids into accepting social retardation and marriage/pregnancy at a young age as not only valid but THE only acceptable lifestyle choice -
Point being, I'll bet they're actually watching their damn kids.
Poor kids.
But you get my point.
It's the "I'm too busy to take care of my own kids, so gosh darn it, we need to baby-safe the entire fucking planet to make up for my inability to do my own fucking job" -
And yes, I realize that single moms have it rough.
And I don't think they're a part of this torches-and-pinafores brigade, either.
I think they're too busy keeping food coming into the house to be a part of this vocal minority of MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR MY PWECIOUS BAAAYYYBEEEEEESS!
Career-driven soccer moms? With a husband, two-car garage, two-income household and just enough free time to get all over everyone's shit because the big, bad world offends you and shouldn't be a part of you or your spawn's sheltered little Habitrail of an existence?
Yeah, you.
Fuck right off, you self-righteous bitches.
You're the ones I'm talking about.
Listen carefully, because I have something important to tell you.
Really, you're going to want to hear this.
Here's the news-flash:
I'm going to have access to your kids during school hours.
I'll censor my journal to keep your whiny ass out of my face in my off-time, but you know what?
I'm still going to be teaching your kids to think for themselves -
Whether you like it or not.
Let that sink in a while.
Enjoy.
Have a Nice Day!!!!!
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Date: 2007-11-30 09:20 pm (UTC)You rock!
Re: Nice.
Date: 2007-11-30 11:18 pm (UTC)Re: Nice.
Date: 2007-12-01 01:12 am (UTC)It's a broad brush I wield sometimes. Deal with it or don't.
I just like poking fun, and in my journal, I get to. And that's the way it's going to stay. ::grins, fangs sparkle::
Re: Nice
Date: 2007-12-04 02:54 am (UTC)And for clarification, that's not defensiveness - it's irritation.