my_window_seat | A Fervent Prayer

Dear God:

Please let Barb find me another position ASAP. Because if I have to work much longer for this g*ddamn hippie-wannabe c*nt who spends the majority of her workday making f*cking arts-and-craftsy presents for co-workers, talking on the phone to her friends and relatives, hand-lettering her g*ddamn wedding invitations, or whatever passes in her squirrely brain as 'managing' her employees (read: badgering them into a mouth-frothing rage) -

I will not be responsible for what happens.

Thank you in advance for your prompt attention to this request.

Sincerely,
~D~