my_window_seat | (no subject)

Dear Non-Existant Diety:

Please, please, PLEASE kill the son-of-a-bitch who keeps renting his apartments to ASSHOLES. If you want me to ever believe in you, it won't happen until I don't have to live across the street from an ongiong episode of COPS. 1 more night of an hours-long tirade of drunken screaming, door slamming, window pounding, tire screeching, and shirtless rants in the street and I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I am going to fucking SMITE SOMEBODY MYSELF.

Jesus sweet bleeding CHRIST.

Thank you,
Amen

EDIT: Just went over there, and apparently, one kid (Zach) has a metal screen door like mine--except his doesn't shut all the way--because he's running an extension cord all the way around the building into the other kid's (Ethan? I forget) apartment, because he (Zach) doesn't have electricity in his apartment. And, Zach is so drunk you can smell the fumes before he even gets all the way to the door. Hence all the EXTREMELY loud doopr slamming. The window crashing? No idea. And all the yelling? Because (?) and Zach like to 'talk' to each other--without leaving their apartments.

:: casts eyes heavenward::

Hate the sin, not the sinner, I know, I know.

Not bad kids - just BAD NEIGHBORS.

Please GOD get them to STFU pleeeeeeaaaaaassssseeee..........