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[my_window_seat]

What in the BLOODY GODDAMN FUCK is going on in this fucking town tonight??!?!

It sounds like they're blowing up a goddamn ARMOURY a few blocks away from here!

What in CHRIST are you stupd fucking Albuquerquians DOING?

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[viruswshoes.livejournal.com]

Ball game.

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

Fucking SPORTS. I hate fucking sports. JESUS!

Rocks Red Glare!!!

[ohno-jonathan-o.livejournal.com]

Everytime the Lobo's score a touchdown, they fire off two cannons. Everytime the Isotopes win a game, they let off fire works.
Everytime there is a game, I at first think an epic gunbattle is raging near my apartment.
Everytime this annoys you, be glad you don't live three blocks away and have your windows shake, the vibration through the floor, and in the instance of Div A Football, A friggin' play by play through your walls because the Stadium PA has SpinalTaps PA's beat by a MILE ("Others amps go to 10, Our Volume goes up to 37")"And here is #38 Brent***** field kicker and blah,blah,blah" Pandora has heard the PA THREW THE PHONE! And I respect the athletes, but I HATE watching sports on TV and I REALLY HATE Sports Talk Radio. So guess where this might rank? Believe me, I FEEL your pain. ;P

[skoptzygrrl.livejournal.com]

i heard something very similar earlier. it scared my new dog(!), schrödinger. are you coming tomorrow night, horsewoman of the apocalypse? *waits pensively for answer*

p.s. i want one of those xxx-mas cards - my address is on the invite i sent ya - the zip is 87108.

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

Er, mebbe, though sans costuming - been over my head with homework, and have to work tomorrow night ubtil 10 - make that closer to 11 because the woman I close with canNOT STFU...gargh!

[kandriasin.livejournal.com]

It was going on during our show tonight, and we were all perplexed by the utter loudfuckness of it all. It sounded like people were banging loudly on every single fucking door in the theatre, and to say it provided a modicum of distraction would have been the understatement of the month.

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

cocksucking SPORTS.