my_window_seat | (no subject)

Not that any of you are bloody stupid enough to ever do this, but let it hereby be officially proclaimed that anyone who calls me at SEVEN FUCKING AY-EM had better be bleeding from both eyes and in need of an immediate transfusion that only I can provide you with to justify waking me up at that ungodly hour.

And if said stupid someone is that fecking ignorant, and I don't manage to get to the phone in time to answer their useless summons, they should LEAVE A GODDAMN MESSAGE and most definately should NOT CALL ME BACK AGIAN IN TWENTY GODDAMN MINUTES.

Needless to say, my day did not get off to the most pleasant of beginnings.

Argh.