Don't. Even. Say it.

[my_window_seat]

Today I woke up with:

* a headache
* nausea
* an alien larvae in my lower intestine. Or maybe it was just stomach cramps. Is there actually a difference?

I then proceeded to:

* skip my first class in favor of writhing and groaning a bit. And not the pleasant kind.
* go to second class. Spent most of it face down on desk.

I am now going to:

* heat up some soup
* do math homework
* do communications homework
* really, really regret missing my first class today, because it was the review for the midterm this Thursday
* finish yet another probably pointless scholarship application
* debate on whether I can make it to acting class tonight.


Oh, yeah. Definately a birthday for the history books.

Comments

[fysh.livejournal.com]

Aw. Sucks to hear that.

However, since you provide me with a half-decent excuse....me wants a postal address for you (not necessarily home, just somewhere I could send stuff so it got to you). Sounds strange I know, but just a couple of things I quietly made a mental note of that I will, somehow, one day get sent to you.

No, not dead baby parts, damnit. Nice things.

(Unless of course you like dead baby parts, in which case a hospital visit is probably in order.)

Oh dear god, what am I talking about? Ah, never mind...

*wanders off to steal baby parts for the hell of it*

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

What, I don't rate a whole baby? This birthday blows...

[fysh.livejournal.com]

Hey hey hey.

I never said it would be less than one baby. Just not one whole baby.

How does seven livers, four kidneys, three brains and assorted limbs sound?

No?

OK, fine, I'll even throw in two whole skulls.

(NOTE : Brain not included. Some assembly required. Warranty void if skulls opened. Not available in places not local to me.)

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

As long as I get a full set, it's a deal. Check yer e-mail.

Of course, you do realize I'll be mailing the finished product back, right? I'm all about the sharing.

[fysh.livejournal.com]

Hell yes. I'd love to see what you'd make of the above. Eyeballs might bleed, but still - anything in the name of art, eh? :D

[fysh.livejournal.com]

Mail checked - I particularly liked the subject line, by the way. :D

It may take a while for me to accumulate certain parts (in a country this full of alcoholics, baby livers are at a premium) but I'll let you know when things come together.

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

I'll let you know when things come together.

Or apart, as the case may be...

[viruswshoes.livejournal.com]

Awww.
I'm so sorry.
So much stress heaped on one woman!
I hope you feel better soon.

PS,
Happy Birthday.

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

Grawr. But thanks.

[ilovescabs.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

Hate you.

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

Am kidding. Just grumpy. Promise.

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

And thank you. *sniff*

[jarmon.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday.

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

Grog SMASH birthday.

[jarmon.livejournal.com]

Come on is it really THAT bad?

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

No, but it's fun to SMASH things. Humor me.

[jarmon.livejournal.com]

It's fun to smash things, agreed.

I'm always up for a good stomping.

[excommunique.livejournal.com]

Aw. With the exception of this year, that's been my birthday the last couple of years.
*sends army of squirrels to take care of you*

I hope the rest of the upcoming year is THE AWESOME for you. :D

[(Anonymous)]

::considers squirrels::

::considers cats::

::imagines ensuing Celebrity Death Match::

HOORAY! This is going to be the BEST BIRTHDAY EVAR!

[jackandhishat.livejournal.com]

You;d best get better soon, else I'll do my hair up like Charlie Sheen and MAKE it a good birthday!! >:D

[(Anonymous)]

Take off your shirt again, and I'll be tap-dancing on my own damn birthday cake. BOO-yah!

[jackandhishat.livejournal.com]

Mayhap that can be arranged! I'll be on Yahoo.. >_>

[kandriasin.livejournal.com]

Well, isn't that about a salty pain in the ass, then?

Here's hoping for a panacea out of nowhere to ease your birfday suffering.

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

If I'd seen this sooner, I'd have said "Sing one for me" - meh. Maybe you'll telepathically get the message anyway and bawl one out for me anyway.

[elsean.livejournal.com]

Happah Birthday, yo!

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

And similar seasonal regards to yourself as well. :)

[darkwench.livejournal.com]

damn. i hope you feel better hun. i wonder what is up with the stomach pains??

[darkwench.livejournal.com]

and guess what..... happy birthday!!!!! SORRY YOURS IS SUCKING :( but if ya want company or anything then gimme a call!

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

Thank you, sweetie - urgh though. I don't think you want what I got, so I'm hermiting. It's nice to know someone would be willing to risk the plaaaaaague for me, though!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaapyyyyyyy..

[elegantdreams.livejournal.com]

Happy bir......
Um....
Happy Plague Day!!!!!!!!!
Just wanted to wish you a happy something, love, hope you are feeling better, my advice is to get lots of rest and be ready for monday, and we will honor your non plaugueish late day of birthing then.

Re: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaapyyyyyyy..

[my-window-seat.livejournal.com]

Deal. Do I need to bring anything?

Re: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaapyyyyyyy..

[elegantdreams.livejournal.com]

Hmm, let me think that over and get back to you, of course, bringing yourself will be a great start, otherwise, I will look really retarded celebrating your birthday without you...this is in honor of Deb, who made other plans.....yeah, that would be bad.